Yeah, We Can Probably Forget About Getting Dontrelle Willis

As you may have heard, Marlins president David Samson said Ichiro isn't worth $100 million, and his contract is "a joke" and "the end of the world as we know it."

Bill Bavasi came back with a response Thursday, and here it is:

"Fuck Dave Samson."

Of course the papers reported it without the cursing. What he reportedly said, via USS Mariner via the P-I, is this:

"My mother always taught me that if the only thing you have to say is, '(Expletive) Dave Samson,' then don't say anything at all. So I'm not going to say anything at all. Is my mother the greatest or what?"