Overheard in my Basement on 4th and One from the Arizona 16

"You kick the field goal here."

"Shit, he's going for it."

"Oh hell, don't give it to Shaun."

"Shit, Shaun's the only one in the backfield."

"Shit."

"OH! GO! GO! GO!"

"TOUCHDOWN!"

"The STREAK!!!!!"*

*Alexander holds the NFL record for most consecutive games with a carry longer than ten yards. The Streak (TM) is now at 67.