Internet Jumps Shark

I think people are finally running out of ideas for the Internet, as evidenced by this little ad that appeared in my Gmail.



Yes, we can finally solve the question that's bedeviled sports fans and caused riots for generations...Astros or Mariners?

I can't tell you how many times I've nearly come to blows with some smug Houstonite (?) who just won't shut up about, uh, Morgan Ensberg (?). Damn them and their stupid red (ish) uniforms!

I went to the site (which probably stole all my passwords) to get a screenshot.


Woo-hoo! Mariners win! Mariners win! I'll be walking tall today, that's for sure.