Mike Holmgren Burns Matt Hasselbeck

Oh, it's a rollicking time at Seahawks headquarters. Should be, the team's on a five-game winning streak.

Mike Holmgren's certainly in the spirit; he's using his press conference to burn on his quarterback. Says Holmgren:

"I worry about [Hasselbeck] when he runs. You guys ever see Gooney Birds landing on a lake?"

Mike Holmgren, ladies and gentleman. He'll be appearing next week at the Chuckle Shack in Trenton, New Jersey.

I have not seen Gooney Birds landing on a lake. But, thanks to YouTube, we can see Gooney Birds dance (might want to turn down your speakers for this one, they make an ungodly noise).