A Conversation Between Two Doomed Objects

Shaun Alexander banner on west side of Qwest Field: Hey Horacio Ramirez sign.


Horacio Ramirez sign on the west side of Safeco Field: Hey Shaun Alexander banner.

SAb: So I heard about....

HRs: Yeah, I heard about...

Together: Yeah.

SAb: How long have you got?

HRs: Probably only a day or two.

SAb: Oh. I might have a month. If I'm lucky.

HRs: Sorry to hear that.

SAb: It's all part of God's plan, Horacio Ramirez sign.

HRs: You're an asshole.