Seahawks Fan Jailed For Spitting in Steelers Fan's Burger

A Kitsap County man's inability to put Super Bowl XL in the past has landed him in the pokey--the guy, a cook at an unidentified fast food place, spit on a Steelers' fan's burger.

The Steelers fan, had been (he thought) joking with the restaurant staff about the game, which occured 782 days ago. But when he got back to his table and opened up the styro his burger was in, he found a big loogie.

Steely McBeam demanded a refund and later called corporate to complain...the restaurant sent cops to the cook's house, and, surprise, surprise, a sheriff's deputy who opened the door reports that he "was immediately confronted with the strong odor of burnt marijuana."

Hawks fan confessed to the spitting incident, and went to jail for that and marijuana possession.

This is pretty much textbook Northwest behavior--you get mad at a guy, and instead of confronting him, you passive-aggressively spit in his burger, then go home and get stoned.

And anyone wonders why we can't win a championship around here.