Shaun Alexander's Agent Talks to the Seahawks

Shaun Alexander's agent says he wants a little sitdown with the Seahawks: "We're going to have some discussions with the Seahawks in the next few days. It will be about the running back situation there," Jim Steiner tells the AP.

Here's is my dramatization of how that discussion will proceed:

[Shot: Split screen of Alexander's agent, Jim Steiner, and Hawks GM Tim Ruskell]

[Jim Steiner dials phone]

[Ruskell answers]

Steiner: Hi, Tim?

Ruskell: Yes?

Steiner: Tim, this is Jim Steiner. I'm Shaun Alexander's agent.

Ruskell: Who's Shaun Alexander?

[SCENE]

UPDATE: Kissing Suzy Kolber did has their own, much funnier Alexander scene. They call it: I Don't Understand Why We Signed T.J. Duckett AND Julius Jones to Back Me Up.