If The Writers of Three's Company Ran the World

[Press conference in Harare, Zimabawe. Zimbabwean Election Official addresses the crowd.]

Zimbabwean Election Official: I hold in my hand the results of our presidential vote.

[Opens envelope]

Assorted dignitaries, members of the press, citizens of Zimbabwe, I am happy to finally announce that the winner of the election is..."Seattle Sounders FC."

[Flashback to election central, and Confused Peon holding two envelopes]

Confused Peon: Now this envelope goes to Seattle, and this one goes to...or wait, was it...

[Flashforward to Qwest Field, MLS Opening Day, 2009]

Fans: Go Mu-Ga-Bes [Clap-clap-clapclapclap] Go Mu-Ga-Bes [Clap-clap-clapclapclap].