Monday is "Cheap SexOn Monday" at Norm's in Fremont: From 4-7pm, bottles of Bud and Bud Light cost as much as Richie Sexson's batting average.
As of this morning, that would be $2 (Sexson's at .200), but this being early in the year, it could fluctuate wildly depending on Sexson's performance today.
If Sexson went 0-5 today (and he's 0-13 career against Baltimore starter Daniel Cabrera) beer would be only $1.60 tonight!
But, should he go 5-5 (unlikely, in 1277 career games he's only done that once), Bud and Bud Lights would be an unconscionable $3.60.
Here's what prices would be based on possible Sexson performances...he started the day with 4 hits and 20 at bats, I've charted it out through all the possibilities up to five at bats today.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Richie Sexson's Performance This Morning Will Determine How Drunk You Can Afford to Get This Afternoon
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The real crime here is that beer prices aren't being based on Brad Wilkerson
(Unfair shot alert)
I feel like every day is batting average vs.O'Flaherty gas day?
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